It’s a new year, a new world. You are probably ready to start off on stable footing and get those pesky finances in order. For no cost, we are donating business ideas to our loyal readers. These are some great startup pitches to toss at some rich-looking old guy, wearing a suit in the elevator. You only have 30 seconds. Impress him!
Hell-themed amusement parks for lizards. Parks could be portable and travel to your home for your favorite lizard's special day.
A machine that determines whether or not you are speaking with your future dead ex-husband.
A mannequin that reminds you how far behind on bills you are.
Solidified soup so you can use a fork instead of a spoon.
Cheese-based gum. Trick, or treat? What’s YOUR flavor?
Turmeric and chia seed eye drops – a “fair trade” for your typical Visine.
Tiny guillotine for slicing hard-boiled eggs.
Gold coins filled with bouillon.
A diet that ignores modern developments and insists that you eat like a caveman.
Uber for dogs.
An app that detects food in your hair.
An app that detects hair in your food.
That classic Mountain Dew taste with the addition of a robust, hoppy flavor.
A horse farm where horses are given the unique opportunity to explore agriculture, meet new friends, all while gaining real-world work experience during one fun but educational summer.
“Is that a carrot?” identification software.
Pumpkin spice, but the spice is ground ghost peppers diluted in water and you need to drink the formula as fast as you can out of a heavy pumpkin.
BlinkedIn, professional staring contest service.
A business called “Party Poopers” that is exactly what you think it is.
iPods with motion detection software that pauses songs when you dance.
Headphones that pause audio every time a stranger asks for money.
