Love Anonymous 2016

I have a Love Jones for you, there Babe. —The Co.

You are the stock market of my heart. I should have pulled out sooner, and now my future is ruined. —Regretful on Riverside.

CJC, You’re savvy and strong when you’re at work. On the weekend, you’re naughty I adore your smirk. —Apple

Thirty years feel like a day. I love you still. Stay. —inky

I fall asleep anticipating the chance to fall in love all over again waking up next to you… —Laotian Princess

Dear yoga pants, please don't leave the house unless you've been to yoga class. —Doctor Feelgood

After 10 years of marriage, you are still my favorite superhero. —KMack

Never in my life have I ever loved anyone or anything the way that I love you Tyler Kelley. —Ambie

I love you more and more each day. Can't wait to see you for our two year anniversary! —Reese Puffs

Griffen, you're the best cat a girl could ask for. I don’t know where I’d be without you. —Reese Puffs

You're my favorite part of February. I love you. —Reese Puffs

Love, you smell better when you're asleep. I love watching you from outside your window. —Carl

Miote – my perfect blend of sinner and saint with much better taste in women than beer! —Whit

Dear Sugar Bear, you are my everything. I love you more than butter. See you 'round like a donut! 😉

My heart still races when I think of you and I fall deeper in love everytime we kiss. —GitMona

Rachel Nadrasik, [I’d give] anything to have, hold and love you. —You'd never notice me

To Matthew —The One Who Always Loved You

Hello handsome, I've known you since June, and from that first moment, I began loving you. We connected right away, and we had a perfectly beautiful night at our friend's house, and from then, we have been in each other's lives. We've had our share of situations, but we always make it through, and now, we're at our best. We're both learning to be our best selves, and seeing you become your best self is honestly refreshing and beautiful. You make me proud, and I'm proud of who you're becoming. I love you.

To Holey Toledough, you may not know this but we've been dating for quite some time now. You make me whole. The jams, the bacon, and the glazes, I can never live without you. Thank you for always being there for me! —Your secret doughmirer

CB + WB. She's my queen and I'm her king

I cannot help it. After everything, I still long for you. I wish you knew that.

Visions of Beverly: I have seen 26 visions of Beverly and in each vision she was more beautiful than the one before and I find it hard not to believe in something I have seen 26 times. —Frank J. Armstead

Why did you have to wait so long to tell me you loved me? I love you, too! —Ruckus

My love… I loved you from afar for years. I was your “best friend" and you told me everything. My heart would skip a beat when I heard your voice on my Virgin Mobile pre-pay. You once gave me a shirt you made for me and I wore it every night to bed. You once held my hand until the sun came up and kissed me. You used to text me sweet notes about how you missed me. I wanted nothing more [than] to be yours. Sadly you always chose some girl over me. I get the last laugh though since you gained 20lb all in your face and your new fiance has a unibrow. I wish you all the best on your 3rd engagement. —Salty

When you hold me, your heart beat is a steady reminder that our love is real and good. —Co

You are my best friend. My confidante. My drinking husband. You make my world a better place. Now get your head out of your butt and realize what is right in front of you.

The way I knew you truly loved me is because you let me use your Chapstick, even though you bought me a pack of them. —Tu amor

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai! —Kajol

This goes out to Felicia, I'll never say bye!!! —Jay

Our story started when my dog ran up to you and we first met. [It became] happily ever after, just like a movie —MER

My sunshine and happiness, you hold my heart's key; you are the most precious and dearest to me. —Benjershnackle

Two years ago you stood in my bathroom extolling the virtues of flossing. That's the moment I knew you were going to be my Person of Interest. You have not disappointed! —Youngerbutsomuchwiser.

Thank you for loving me. Happy Valentine's Day <3 —From, Lizard

To my QT, You're exceptionally good to me. You have my back unconditionally. You treat me like a princes. You're an excellent father and that's what makes you most sexy and makes me love you the most. Happy Valentine's Day.

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