News, After Noon

. February 10, 2015.

Rash Diagnosis: One Clay High School student suspected of contracting measles is measles-free, the Blade reports. 

Maybe it's time to think about the global oceanic shipping network as an achievement on par with the moon landing. 

Sweden is the first EU country to grant Palestine an embassy. Naturally, Israel is upset. 

International Monetary Fun? Reports of former International Monetary Fund chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn's trial recount the multiple orgies he participated in.  

Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush (who's also probably a soon-to-be presidential candidate) released several hundred thousand emails sent to him during his tenure at the Sunshine State's helm. But no one on his staff redacted any potentially sensitive information contained therein.