Politics and Opinions

Seems like everything’s back to normal. No more being bombarded by commercials urging us to hate/love this or that candidate for office, now back to being reminded of our inability to perform on demand.

Executive privilege

Johnny Hildo

Hizzoner Mikey P. Bell parked himself in the Mayor’s office in twenty ten, a time when the Toledo economy had tanked.

Sun spots

Johnny Hildo

“Leaping to escape the tower, Icarus felt a rush of exhilaration as the wings his father Daedalus had crafted bore him upward on the wind. Alas, in a fit of hubris Icarus decided to continue upward to approach the glowing sun. The heat melted the wax holding the wings’ feathers in place, and Icarus plunged to his death in the sea.” —from the Greek myth of Icarus, 1st century BC

Developmentally delayed

Johnny Hildo

Ok, kids and kidettes, time for a quick quiz. What is the answer to turning Toledo around once and for all?

Nobody on board

Johnny Hildo

We write some columns because no one else is tackling the subject. We write others because no one is taking the inside curve.

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