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Gabriel’s trumpet

Johnny Hildo
Latest City Politics news flash. Theresa Gabriel has made the plunge!

Party on

Johnny Hildo
Promenade Park is getting a facelift. Can Party in the Park be far behind?

Now hiring. Inquire within.

Johnny Hildo
It’s one of the biggest myths in our cherished system of guvmint.

The calling

Johnny Hildo
State Rep. M. Szollosi to resign. Let the appointment dominoes start to tumble!

Men are men

Johnny Hildo
Who killed Kaitlin Gerber last month?

Peeling the onion

Johnny Hildo
Here’s the top of the news over at the Lucas County Board of Elections.

White man’s burden: the sequel

Johnny Hildo
Let’s again consider the strange case of the species Homo sapiens vir albus, the white man.

Red carpet time

Johnny Hildo
It’s that time of year again.

White man’s burden

Johnny Hildo
The White Man’s Burden. Originally, it was the title of a poem

State of the City

Johnny Hildo
As we go to press, Hizzoner Mike Bell Bottoms is regaling cronies

Looks like we made it

Johnny Hildo
Consider all the things Toledo should be known for.

Something old, something new

Johnny Hildo
As the calendar flips, we at Hildo News Service take the time to reflect on the old and anticipate the new.

Fifteen minutes of fame

Johnny Hildo
‘Tis the season, kideez, and we’re feeling fat and jolly. Ho, ho, ho and all that.

Doin’ the math

TCP Contributor
Seems like everything’s back to normal. No more being bombarded by commercials urging us to hate/love this or that candidate for office, now back to being reminded of our inability to perform on demand.

Executive privilege

Johnny Hildo
Hizzoner Mikey P. Bell parked himself in the Mayor’s office in twenty ten, a time when the Toledo economy had tanked.

Sun spots

Johnny Hildo
“Leaping to escape the tower, Icarus felt a rush of exhilaration as the wings his father Daedalus had crafted bore him upward on the wind. Alas, in a fit of hubris Icarus decided to continue upward to approach the glowing sun. The heat melted the wax holding the wings’ feathers in place, and Icarus plunged to his death in the sea.” —from the Greek myth of Icarus, 1st century BC
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