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It takes all kinds

Interested in jumping into the surging waters of the cesspool that is City Politics?

Gabriel’s trumpet

Latest City Politics news flash. Theresa Gabriel has made the plunge!

Party on

Promenade Park is getting a facelift. Can Party in the Park be far behind?

Now hiring. Inquire within.

It’s one of the biggest myths in our cherished system of guvmint.

The calling

State Rep. M. Szollosi to resign. Let the appointment dominoes start to tumble!

Men are men

Who killed Kaitlin Gerber last month?

Peeling the onion

Here’s the top of the news over at the Lucas County Board of Elections.

White man’s burden: the sequel

Let’s again consider the strange case of the species Homo sapiens vir albus, the white man.

Red carpet time

It’s that time of year again.

White man’s burden

The White Man’s Burden. Originally, it was the title of a poem

State of the City

As we go to press, Hizzoner Mike Bell Bottoms is regaling cronies

Looks like we made it

Consider all the things Toledo should be known for.

Something old, something new

As the calendar flips, we at Hildo News Service take the time to reflect on the old and anticipate the new.

Fifteen minutes of fame

‘Tis the season, kideez, and we’re feeling fat and jolly. Ho, ho, ho and all that.

Doin’ the math

Seems like everything’s back to normal. No more being bombarded by commercials urging us to hate/love this or that candidate for office, now back to being reminded of our inability to perform on demand.

Executive privilege

Hizzoner Mikey P. Bell parked himself in the Mayor’s office in twenty ten, a time when the Toledo economy had tanked.