Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but we’re taking the Rickmobile to Toledo

. August 15, 2018.
Rickmobile

If you had a portal gun and could go anywhere, where would you go? Cronenberg World? Or, Toledo?

Apparently, portal guns aren’t real (bummer) and possible destinations are limited. So, when in doubt, and when alternate universes or a trek to Froopyland is no longer an option, Rick and Morty have to settle for cities on this meager C-137 Earth.

Bad for them, good for us— because Adultswim is taking the Rickmobile back on the road and they’re heading to Toledo during the “Don’t Even Trip Road Trip 2018.”

via adultswim.com

via adultswim.com

From 2-5pm on Sunday, September 16, the world’s biggest Rick— a truck-store hybrid— will park at Multiverse Comics & Beyond. Expect plenty of merch (that will sell out early), food, games, and general Rick and Morty weirdness.

Check out the Facebook event and plan on getting there early.

Aaaannnnddd that’s the way the news goes.