Hey all you suburbanites, exurbanites and other assorted denizens of the far flung estates! Yeah, y’all, safe in your hermetically sealed bungalows, checking your net worth on the Internet and voting your conservative values.
The Dog Warden hired a behavior consultant. For the dogs. We’re not making this up. Let’s face it, peeps. Mike Bell is in over his head. We mean that in the best possible way. He was recruited as the most likely choice to beat Carty for a fourth term as Toledo’s