Something old, something new
December 26, 2012As the calendar flips, we at Hildo News Service take the time to reflect on the old and anticipate the new.
Fifteen minutes of fame
December 11, 2012‘Tis the season, kideez, and we’re feeling fat and jolly. Ho, ho, ho and all that.
Executive privilege
October 16, 2012Hizzoner Mikey P. Bell parked himself in the Mayor’s office in twenty ten, a time when the Toledo economy had tanked.
Sun spots
October 2, 2012“Leaping to escape the tower, Icarus felt a rush of exhilaration as the wings his father Daedalus had crafted bore him upward on the wind. Alas, in a fit of hubris Icarus decided to continue upward to approach the glowing sun. The heat melted the wax holding the wings’ feathers in place, and Icarus plunged to his death in the sea.” —from the Greek myth of Icarus, 1st century BC